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    If I was an artist you would...

    If I was an artist,
    you would be my picture!
    If I was a poet,
    you would be my inspiration!
    If I was an author you would be my story!
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    Boy I am not rich like rohit...

    Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
    Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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    Dream makes everything possible Hope makes everything...

    Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

    Category: Funny SMS   Language: English   Length: 146 Characters)
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    Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and...

    Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

    Category: Funny SMS   Language: English   Length: 135 Characters)
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    A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER Dear...

    A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

    Category: Funny SMS   Language: English   Length: 174 Characters)
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    In a train ticket checker to a...

    In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
    Saint: I don't have.
    TT: Where do you want to go?
    Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
    TT: Come, lets go!
    Saint: Where?
    TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.